“好吧。”石头也打开了话匣(xiá )子(zǐ ),“秦(qín )琼不是还有(yǒu )个儿子秦怀(huái )玉吗?小(xiǎo )家伙那年(nián )七(qī )岁,跟他爹一样,喜欢玩武。那天放学回来,看见有个小朋友拿(ná )了个新式的(de )玩具冲锋枪在向同学们炫耀,不禁眼(yǎn )红(hóng )了。一进家门就闹着向妈(mā )妈要钱(qián )买(mǎi )枪。秦琼老婆(pó )正窝在沙(shā )发上津津有(yǒu )味(wèi )地看韩国的什么肥皂剧,不耐烦地把手一挥说:‘找你爹(diē )要去!’秦(qín )怀玉问(wèn ):‘我爹在哪儿(ér )?’‘在后院,正跟你敬德叔叔比(bǐ )武呢(ne )!’秦(qín )怀玉扭头跑向后院,可转眼之间又急急忙忙跑了(le )回来,向(xiàng )他妈说:‘两(liǎng )个人手里(lǐ )拿着(zhe )家(jiā )伙,正杀得难解难分。到底哪个(gè )是我爹?’秦琼老婆说:‘人样儿就看不出来吗?’秦(qín )怀(huái )玉说:‘一个黑里透红,一个红里透黑(hēi ),怎么(me )也分不出(chū )来啊!’秦琼老(lǎo )婆说:‘傻(shǎ )小(xiǎo )子,不会看兵器吗?使碱(锏)那个就是你爹!’”
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