有一回,一对夫妻乘一辆小夏(xià )利回家,只(zhī )见那位出租车(chē )师傅把车(chē )开得飞一般的(de )快,过五(wǔ )关斩(zhǎn )六将,左冲(chōng )右撞,笛声大(dà )作,一路上像(xiàng )是上(shàng )映警匪片,车(chē )上的那对夫(fū )妻脸都白了(le )。等遇(yù )到红灯的时候,司机停(tíng )下了车,他突然回过头(tóu )来(lái )对那对夫妻说:“害怕了吧?我(wǒ )以前是开军车的,我就(jiù )受不了我前边有车!”
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