老甘(gān )特爱和人抬杠,人家说东他偏(piān )要说(shuō )西(xī )。一次(cì ),大家在工地上吃面,老(lǎo )甘正要去锅里捞(lāo )面条,有人就故意(yì )逗他(tā )说:“我猜呀,你准吃面条不(bú )喝汤!”老甘哼了一声(shēng ),舀了一碗汤(tāng )喝起来。接(jiē )着,另一人对老甘说:“这次你准吃面条不再喝汤!”老甘一听,立马(mǎ )又舀了一(yī )碗汤,一口气喝光了。就这(zhè )样,老甘(gān )一(yī )下子喝了五(wǔ )碗汤,他刚想盛一碗面条(tiáo )时(shí ),边上的人还在说他(tā )准吃面条(tiáo )。老甘忍(rěn )无可忍,将碗狠狠地摔到地上,气急败坏(huài )地说:“哪有这样抬杠的,你们就不会说一次‘老甘准喝汤(tāng )’吗(ma )?好歹也让我吃上一(yī )碗(wǎn )面啊!”
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