民间有这么一则笑话(huà ):那时刚实行刷卡,有个农村(cūn )老大娘到城里(lǐ )来,上(shàng )了公交车,看(kàn )到(dào )一个穿戴很时髦的(de )小姐上车后没买票,只是将屁股对(duì )着车上的一个什(shí )么玩意一靠,“滴(dī )”的一声后(hòu )就(jiù )走进车厢了。老大娘(niáng )觉(jiào )得挺奇怪:怎么只要屁(pì )股往上一靠就能乘车了?于是老大娘(niáng )也没买票,只是(shì )使劲地把屁股往那玩意(yì )上靠……全车人看了全乐了。老(lǎo )大娘不懂那(nà )是IP卡,那玩意叫刷卡机,她见司机还是要她买票,就愤(fèn )愤不平地说:“你这个(gè )小伙子也太不地(dì )道(dào )了(le ),人(rén )家漂(piāo )亮姑(gū )娘跟你撅撅(juē )屁(pì )股(gǔ )你就让人家进去了,我老太(tài )婆跟你撅了这么多次(cì )屁股(gǔ ),你还让我买票(piào )?”
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