老(lǎo )周说:“这有什么难(nán )的?走之前,你别把电脑关上(shàng ),人家(jiā )会以为你是临时走开(kāi )一会(huì )儿;出去碰到有人问(wèn )你去哪儿,你(nǐ )就说去洗手间;记住,办完事回来(lái ),嘴(zuǐ )里(lǐ )一定要(yào )嘟囔几句,比如(rú )‘腰带又成(chéng )了死结,半天都解不开’一类的话,我(wǒ )要还没走,会来接你的话茬:‘下次再(zài )去洗手间,得(dé )带把剪刀才行!’”
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