当胡海逼着自(zì )己再吃下(xià )五块汉堡包时,对手认(rèn )输了,胡海赢(yíng )得了一千块钱奖金,他(tā )拖着笨(bèn )重的身体边(biān )转边跳(tiào ),大(dà )声叫着嚷着:“哈(hā )哈,幸(xìng )好当时长裤勒得我(wǒ )不(bú )舒(shū )服,我不再想(xiǎng )穿长裤(kù )就脱下来把(bǎ )它放在座(zuò )垫上面,不知怎的裤子就不见了;我要是穿着那条紧(jǐn )巴巴的裤子参加比赛,就不能放开肚量(liàng )吃东西;不放开肚量吃东西,我就不能获奖;不能获(huò )奖(jiǎng ),我就(jiù )不(bú )会有这一千块钱奖金(jīn ),没有这钱,我(wǒ )吃了这顿点(diǎn )心大餐,以后就再也没得吃(chī )了,那我(wǒ )、我只有又去跳河了。”
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