老周说:“这有(yǒu )什么难的?走之前,你别把电脑关(guān )上,人家会以为你是临时走开一会儿;出去碰到有人问(wèn )你去哪儿(ér ),你就(jiù )说(shuō )去洗(xǐ )手间;记(jì )住,办(bàn )完(wán )事回来,嘴里一定要嘟囔几句(jù ),比如‘腰(yāo )带又(yòu )成了死结,半天都解不开’一类(lèi )的话,我要还没走,会来接你的话茬:‘下次再去洗手间(jiān ),得带(dài )把剪(jiǎn )刀才行!’”
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