一个星期天(tiān )的中午(wǔ ),李(lǐ )伟跟几个男女在饭店喝酒,喝到半(bàn )醉(zuì ),突然来了个女乞丐,向(xiàng )他们伸出手来:“各(gè )位老板发大财,走大运(yùn ),帮(bāng )帮几个钱吧!”桌上有(yǒu )两个人刚想(xiǎng )掏零钱给她,李伟制止道:“等一(yī )会儿!”他说着,喷着酒气,瞄着(zhe )女乞(qǐ )丐又开了口(kǒu ):“看你年(nián )纪不大,洗(xǐ )洗干净,也能有点模(mó )样(yàng ),怎么偏(piān )偏干这个?这(zhè )不是大姑娘要饭,死心眼儿吗?”女乞丐被他奚落(luò )得有(yǒu )些窘迫(pò ),嘟哝(nóng )道:“没办(bàn )法呀,家里穷嘛,总得活命啊……”李(lǐ )伟说:“你们(men )这帮(bāng )要(yào )饭的都这(zhè )个腔调,纯(chún )粹是为不劳而获找(zhǎo )借(jiè )口,这样吧(ba ),你给我们唱首歌,我给你十块钱!”“俺(ǎn )、俺不会唱歌……”“不(bú )会唱就走人!”女乞丐犹豫了一下,说:“俺唱得不好,行(háng )吗(ma )?”李伟见女乞丐(gài )没经得住(zhù )十元(yuán )钱的诱惑,心中得(dé )意,便说:“唱好唱坏是水平问(wèn )题,唱不唱是态度问(wèn )题,唱吧!”
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