老周说:“这有什么难的?走之(zhī )前,你别把电脑关(guān )上,人家会以为你是(shì )临时走开一会儿;出去碰到(dào )有人问你去哪儿(ér ),你(nǐ )就(jiù )说去洗手间;记(jì )住,办完事回来,嘴里一定要嘟囔(nāng )几句,比如‘腰(yāo )带(dài )又(yòu )成了死结,半天都解(jiě )不(bú )开’一(yī )类的话,我要还没走,会来接(jiē )你的话茬(chá ):‘下次再去洗手间,得带把剪(jiǎn )刀才行!’”
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