老周(zhōu )说:“这(zhè )有什(shí )么难的?走之(zhī )前,你(nǐ )别把(bǎ )电脑关上,人(rén )家会(huì )以为你是临时走开(kāi )一会儿(ér );出去碰到有人问你去哪(nǎ )儿,你就说(shuō )去洗手间(jiān );记住,办完事(shì )回来,嘴里一定要嘟囔几句,比(bǐ )如‘腰带又成了死结,半天都解不开’一(yī )类的话,我要还没走(zǒu ),会来(lái )接你的话茬:‘下次再去洗手间,得带把剪刀才行!’”
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