民间有这么一(yī )则笑(xiào )话:那(nà )时(shí )刚实行刷卡,有(yǒu )个农村老大娘到城里(lǐ )来,上了公交车,看到(dào )一个穿戴很时髦的小姐上车后没买(mǎi )票,只是将屁股对着(zhe )车上的一(yī )个什么(me )玩意一靠,“滴”的一声后就走进车厢了。老大娘觉得挺奇(qí )怪:怎么只要屁股往上(shàng )一靠就能乘车了?于是老大娘也没(méi )买票,只是使劲地把(bǎ )屁股(gǔ )往那玩(wán )意上靠……全(quán )车(chē )人看了全乐了。老大娘不懂(dǒng )那是IP卡,那玩意(yì )叫刷卡机(jī ),她见(jiàn )司机还是要她买票,就(jiù )愤愤(fèn )不平地说:“你(nǐ )这个小伙子(zǐ )也太不(bú )地(dì )道了,人家漂亮姑娘(niáng )跟你(nǐ )撅撅屁股(gǔ )你(nǐ )就让人家进去了,我老太婆跟你撅了这么多次屁股,你还让我买(mǎi )票?”
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