老甘特爱和人抬杠(gàng ),人家说(shuō )东他偏(piān )要说西。一次,大家在工地上吃面(miàn ),老甘正要去锅里捞面条,有人就故意(yì )逗他说:“我猜呀,你(nǐ )准吃面(miàn )条(tiáo )不喝汤!”老甘(gān )哼了一声(shēng ),舀了一碗汤喝起来。接着,另(lìng )一人对(duì )老甘说:“这次你准吃面条不再(zài )喝(hē )汤!”老甘一(yī )听,立马又舀了一碗(wǎn )汤,一(yī )口气(qì )喝光了(le )。就(jiù )这样,老甘一下子(zǐ )喝了五碗汤,他刚(gāng )想盛一碗面条时,边上的人(rén )还在(zài )说他准吃面条。老甘忍(rěn )无可忍,将碗狠狠地摔到地上(shàng ),气急败坏地说(shuō ):“哪有这样抬杠的,你们就不会说一(yī )次‘老甘准喝汤’吗?好歹也让我吃(chī )上一碗面啊!”
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