老周说:“这有什么难的?走之(zhī )前,你(nǐ )别把电脑(nǎo )关上,人家会以为(wéi )你是临时走开一会儿;出去碰到有人问(wèn )你去哪儿(ér ),你就说去(qù )洗手间;记住,办完事回来,嘴里一定要嘟囔几句,比如‘腰带又成了死(sǐ )结,半天都(dōu )解不开(kāi )’一(yī )类的话,我要还没走,会来(lái )接(jiē )你的(de )话茬:‘下次再去洗手(shǒu )间(jiān ),得带把(bǎ )剪刀才行!’”
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