“唐朝时候,李世(shì )民手下有两(liǎng )员(yuán )大将。一(yī )个是秦琼,一个是敬德(dé )。两个人武艺(yì )不相上下,平时谁也不(bú )服气(qì )谁。这天,敬(jìng )德(dé )找上门来(lái ),非要和秦琼比试比试不可。秦琼呵呵一笑(xiào ),就(jiù )把(bǎ )他领到后花园里。没有动手(shǒu )之前(qián ),敬德说:‘老秦,今天(tiān )咱俩(liǎng )立个规(guī )矩。’秦琼说:‘什(shí )么规(guī )矩?’敬德说:‘谁都知(zhī )道,我惯用的兵器(qì )是虎头钢鞭,你惯用的是凹面金装锏,咱俩就凭这(zhè )个打天下,立了不少战功。今天(tiān )咱们谁也不(bú )准穿盔甲,谁也不准(zhǔn )用兵器,拳头对拳头,光着膀子较(jiào )量较量(liàng ),你敢不敢?’秦琼冷笑一声说:‘哪个怕你!’两(liǎng )个(gè )人(rén )说着(zhe )说着就打了起来。他们虽然个头儿差不多,可(kě )敬德是打铁出(chū )身,一身蛮力(lì ),打着打着就(jiù )占了上风。秦琼眼看只有招架之功,并无还手之力,马(mǎ )上(shàng )就要吃大亏,心里一(yī )急,卖个破绽,从地(dì )上把他的凹面金装锏一把抓在手(shǒu )里(lǐ ),照着敬(jìng )德脊梁上狠狠夯了一家伙!敬德一跤跌倒,疼得哇哇大(dà )叫,破口大骂:‘好(hǎo )你(nǐ )个王(wáng )八羔子,咱说过的不准用碱(jiǎn )(锏),你怎么还要用(yòng )碱(锏)?”
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