“唐朝时候,李世民手下有(yǒu )两员(yuán )大将。一个(gè )是秦琼,一个是敬德。两个人武艺不相上下,平时谁也(yě )不服气(qì )谁(shuí )。这(zhè )天,敬德找上门来,非要和秦(qín )琼比试比(bǐ )试不可。秦琼呵(hē )呵一笑,就把他领(lǐng )到后花园里(lǐ )。没有(yǒu )动手之(zhī )前(qián ),敬德说:‘老秦,今天咱俩立个(gè )规矩。’秦琼说:‘什(shí )么规矩(jǔ )?’敬德说:‘谁都知道,我惯用的兵器是虎头钢鞭,你惯用的是(shì )凹面金装锏,咱俩(liǎng )就(jiù )凭这个打天(tiān )下,立了不少(shǎo )战(zhàn )功。今天咱们谁也不准穿盔甲,谁也不准用兵器,拳(quán )头对拳头,光着膀子较量较(jiào )量,你敢不敢?’秦琼(qióng )冷笑一声说:‘哪个怕你!’两个人(rén )说着说着就(jiù )打了起来。他们虽然(rán )个头儿差不多,可敬德是打铁出身,一身蛮力,打着(zhe )打(dǎ )着就(jiù )占(zhàn )了上风。秦琼眼看只有招架之功(gōng ),并无还(hái )手之力(lì ),马(mǎ )上就要吃大亏,心里一急,卖个破绽(zhàn ),从地上把他(tā )的凹面金装锏一把抓在手里,照(zhào )着敬德脊梁上狠狠(hěn )夯了一家伙!敬(jìng )德一跤跌倒,疼得(dé )哇哇大叫,破口大骂:‘好你个(gè )王八羔子,咱说(shuō )过的不(bú )准用(yòng )碱(锏),你(nǐ )怎(zěn )么还要用碱(jiǎn )(锏)?”
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