老(lǎo )周(zhōu )说:“这有什么难的?走之前(qián ),你别把电(diàn )脑关上(shàng ),人家会以为你是临时走(zǒu )开(kāi )一(yī )会儿;出去碰到有人问你去哪儿(ér ),你就说去洗手间;记住,办完事(shì )回来,嘴里一定要嘟囔几(jǐ )句(jù ),比如(rú )‘腰带又成了死结,半天都解不(bú )开’一类的话,我要还没(méi )走,会来接你的话(huà )茬:‘下次再去(qù )洗手(shǒu )间,得带把剪刀才行!’”
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