“唐朝时候(hòu ),李世民手下有两员大将。一(yī )个是秦琼,一(yī )个是敬(jìng )德。两个人(rén )武艺不(bú )相上(shàng )下,平时谁也不服气(qì )谁。这天(tiān ),敬德找上门来,非要和秦琼(qióng )比(bǐ )试(shì )比试不可。秦琼呵呵一笑,就把他领到(dào )后花(huā )园(yuán )里。没有动(dòng )手之(zhī )前,敬(jìng )德说:‘老秦,今天咱俩立个规矩(jǔ )。’秦(qín )琼说:‘什(shí )么规矩?’敬德说:‘谁都知道,我惯用的兵器是虎头钢鞭(biān ),你惯用的是凹面金装锏,咱(zán )俩就凭这个打(dǎ )天下,立了不少(shǎo )战功。今天咱们谁也不准穿盔(kuī )甲,谁(shuí )也不准(zhǔn )用兵(bīng )器,拳头对拳头,光着膀子较量(liàng )较(jiào )量,你敢不(bú )敢?’秦琼冷笑(xiào )一声说:‘哪个怕(pà )你!’两个人说(shuō )着说着就打了起来。他们虽然(rán )个头儿差不(bú )多,可敬(jìng )德是打铁出身,一身蛮力,打着打着就占了上风。秦琼眼看只有(yǒu )招架之功,并无还手之力,马(mǎ )上(shàng )就要吃大亏,心里一急,卖个破绽,从地上把(bǎ )他的凹面金装(zhuāng )锏一把抓在手里,照着敬德脊梁上狠狠夯了一家伙!敬德一跤(jiāo )跌倒,疼得哇哇大叫,破口大骂:‘好你个王八(bā )羔子,咱说过的(de )不准用碱(jiǎn )(锏),你(nǐ )怎么还要用(yòng )碱(锏)?”
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