老周说:“这有什么难的?走之前,你别(bié )把电脑关上,人家会(huì )以为你(nǐ )是临时走开一会(huì )儿;出去碰到有人问你去哪儿,你(nǐ )就说去洗手间;记住,办完事(shì )回来,嘴(zuǐ )里一(yī )定要嘟囔几句,比(bǐ )如‘腰带又成(chéng )了死(sǐ )结,半天都解(jiě )不(bú )开’一(yī )类的话,我要(yào )还没走,会来接你的话茬(chá ):‘下次(cì )再去洗手间,得(dé )带把剪刀才行!’”
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