“好吧。”石头也打开了话匣子,“秦琼不(bú )是还有个(gè )儿子(zǐ )秦怀(huái )玉吗?小家伙(huǒ )那年七(qī )岁,跟他爹一样,喜欢玩武(wǔ )。那天放学回来(lái ),看见有个小朋友拿(ná )了个(gè )新式的玩(wán )具(jù )冲锋枪在向同学(xué )们炫耀,不禁眼红了。一进家(jiā )门就闹着向妈妈要钱买枪。秦琼老婆(pó )正(zhèng )窝在沙(shā )发上(shàng )津(jīn )津有(yǒu )味地看韩国的什么肥皂剧,不(bú )耐烦地把手一挥说:‘找(zhǎo )你爹要去!’秦怀玉问:‘我爹在哪儿?’‘在后院,正跟你敬(jìng )德(dé )叔叔比武(wǔ )呢(ne )!’秦(qín )怀(huái )玉扭头跑向后院,可转眼之(zhī )间又急急忙忙跑了回来,向他妈说:‘两个人手里拿着家伙,正杀得(dé )难解难分。到底哪个(gè )是(shì )我爹?’秦琼老婆(pó )说:‘人样儿就看不(bú )出来吗?’秦怀玉说:‘一个黑里透红,一个红里透黑,怎么也分不出(chū )来啊!’秦琼老(lǎo )婆(pó )说(shuō ):‘傻小子,不会(huì )看兵器吗?使(shǐ )碱(jiǎn )(锏)那个就是你(nǐ )爹!’”
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