老甘(gān )特(tè )爱和人抬杠,人(rén )家说东他偏要说西。一(yī )次,大家在工地上吃(chī )面,老(lǎo )甘正要去锅里捞面条,有人就故意逗他说:“我猜(cāi )呀,你准(zhǔn )吃面条(tiáo )不喝汤!”老甘哼了一声,舀了一(yī )碗汤喝起来。接着,另一人对老甘说:“这次你准(zhǔn )吃面条不再喝汤!”老(lǎo )甘一(yī )听(tīng ),立马又舀了一(yī )碗汤,一口气喝光了。就这样,老甘一下子喝了五碗汤,他刚想盛一碗(wǎn )面条时(shí ),边(biān )上的(de )人还在说他准吃面条。老甘(gān )忍无可(kě )忍,将(jiāng )碗狠狠地(dì )摔(shuāi )到地上,气急(jí )败坏地说:“哪有这(zhè )样抬(tái )杠的,你们就(jiù )不会说一次‘老甘准喝汤(tāng )’吗(ma )?好歹(dǎi )也让我吃上一碗面(miàn )啊!”
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