一个星(xīng )期天的中午,李伟跟几个男女在(zài )饭店喝(hē )酒,喝到(dào )半醉,突然来了个女乞丐,向他们伸出手来:“各位老(lǎo )板发大财,走(zǒu )大运,帮(bāng )帮几(jǐ )个钱(qián )吧(ba )!”桌上(shàng )有两个人刚想掏零钱给她,李伟制止道:“等一会儿!”他说着,喷着酒(jiǔ )气,瞄(miáo )着女乞丐又开了口:“看你年(nián )纪不大(dà ),洗(xǐ )洗干净,也能有(yǒu )点模样,怎么偏偏干这个?这不是大姑(gū )娘要饭,死心眼儿(ér )吗(ma )?”女乞丐被他奚(xī )落得有些窘迫,嘟哝道:“没办法呀,家(jiā )里穷嘛,总得活命(mìng )啊……”李伟说(shuō ):“你们这帮要饭的都这个(gè )腔调,纯粹是为不(bú )劳而获找借口,这样(yàng )吧,你给我们(men )唱首(shǒu )歌,我给(gěi )你十块钱!”“俺、俺不会唱歌……”“不会唱就走人(rén )!”女(nǚ )乞丐犹豫了一下,说:“俺唱得(dé )不好,行吗?”李伟见女乞丐没经得(dé )住(zhù )十元钱的诱(yòu )惑(huò ),心(xīn )中(zhōng )得意,便说:“唱好唱坏是水平(píng )问题(tí ),唱不唱是态度问题,唱(chàng )吧!”
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