“好吧。”石头也打开(kāi )了话匣(xiá )子,“秦琼不是还有个儿子秦怀玉吗?小家伙那年七岁,跟他爹一样,喜欢玩武。那(nà )天放学(xué )回(huí )来,看见(jiàn )有(yǒu )个小(xiǎo )朋友拿了个(gè )新式的玩具冲锋枪在向同学们炫(xuàn )耀,不禁眼红了。一进(jìn )家门就闹着向妈妈(mā )要钱买枪。秦琼老婆正窝(wō )在沙发上津津有味地(dì )看(kàn )韩国的什(shí )么肥皂剧,不耐烦地把手一挥说:‘找你(nǐ )爹要去(qù )!’秦(qín )怀玉问(wèn ):‘我爹在哪(nǎ )儿?’‘在后院,正跟(gēn )你敬德叔叔比武呢(ne )!’秦怀玉扭头跑向后院,可转眼之间又急急(jí )忙忙(máng )跑了回来,向他妈说:‘两个人手(shǒu )里(lǐ )拿着家伙,正杀(shā )得难解难分。到底哪个是我爹?’秦琼老婆说:‘人样儿就(jiù )看不出来吗?’秦(qín )怀玉说:‘一个黑(hēi )里透红,一个红里透黑,怎么(me )也分不出来啊!’秦(qín )琼老婆说:‘傻(shǎ )小子(zǐ ),不会(huì )看兵器吗?使碱(锏)那(nà )个就是你爹!’”
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