偏巧(qiǎo )这时候那牲(shēng )口又叫了起来(lái ),大刘马(mǎ )上大声喊了起来:“噪声污染环境,加罚100。”老农一听,操着(zhe )鞭子朝牲(shēng )口(kǒu )抽(chōu )去:“咋,还(hái )想报(bào )警?你能把110叫(jiào )来啊!”牲口不叫了,却撑开腿撒了(le )一泡热尿,大(dà )刘又嚷了起来:“乱(luàn )撒乱尿,再加罚100!”老农掏不出钱交罚款,大刘就(jiù )要把这车瓜(guā )抵罚款,拉到城管队(duì )里。这时,好多(duō )看热闹的人都围了上来(lái ),大刘见人多了(le ),就装出一副(fù )公事(shì )公办的样子说:“大爷,我是(shì )完全(quán )按照规定做的。”说着,他伸手从裤兜里掏出一个(gè )红(hóng )本本晃了晃,其实,他手中拿的(de )不(bú )是(shì )什么“规(guī )定”,只(zhī )不过是上(shàng )岗证罢了。
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