原(yuán )来,阿(ā )P见爹不肯再给(gěi )小兰杀(shā )鸡,就把(bǎ )自(zì )己的手(shǒu )机铃声调成了“公(gōng )鸡报(bào )晓”,用(yòng )纸盒(hé )子装(zhuāng )好放在鸡笼里,到了半夜,就(jiù )用座机给自己的手机打电(diàn )话,电话一(yī )通,手机就像鸡一样(yàng )地叫了起来。阿P知道他爹迷信,鸡在半夜(yè )一叫,准会杀鸡。他可不知道还有用淘米水“灭火”这么一说!
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