“唐朝时候,李世民手下有两(liǎng )员大将。一个是秦琼,一个是敬德。两个人武(wǔ )艺不相上下,平(píng )时(shí )谁也不服气谁。这天,敬德找上门来,非要和秦琼比试比试不可(kě )。秦琼(qióng )呵呵一笑,就(jiù )把他领到后花园(yuán )里。没有动手之前,敬德说:‘老秦,今天(tiān )咱俩立个规矩。’秦琼(qióng )说:‘什么(me )规矩?’敬德说:‘谁都(dōu )知(zhī )道(dào ),我惯用的兵器是(shì )虎头钢鞭,你惯用的是凹面金装锏(jiǎn ),咱俩就凭这个打天下,立了不(bú )少战功(gōng )。今天咱们谁也不(bú )准穿盔甲,谁(shuí )也不准(zhǔn )用兵(bīng )器,拳头对拳头(tóu ),光(guāng )着膀子较(jiào )量较量,你敢(gǎn )不敢?’秦琼冷笑一(yī )声说(shuō ):‘哪个怕你!’两个人说着说(shuō )着就打了起来。他们(men )虽然(rán )个头儿差(chà )不(bú )多,可敬德是(shì )打铁出(chū )身,一(yī )身(shēn )蛮力,打着(zhe )打着就占了上风。秦琼眼看只有招架之功,并无还手之力,马上就(jiù )要吃(chī )大亏,心里一急,卖个破绽,从地上把他(tā )的凹面金装锏一把抓在手(shǒu )里,照着(zhe )敬德(dé )脊梁(liáng )上狠狠夯了一家伙!敬德一跤(jiāo )跌倒,疼得哇哇大叫,破口大(dà )骂:‘好你个王八羔子,咱说过的不准用(yòng )碱(锏(jiǎn )),你怎么还要用(yòng )碱(锏)?”
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