“好吧。”石头也打开了话(huà )匣子,“秦(qín )琼不是还有个儿(ér )子秦怀玉(yù )吗?小家伙那年七岁,跟他爹一样,喜欢玩武。那天放学回来,看见(jiàn )有个小朋友拿了个新(xīn )式的玩具冲锋枪在向同学们炫耀,不禁眼红(hóng )了(le )。一(yī )进家(jiā )门就闹着向妈(mā )妈要(yào )钱买枪。秦琼老婆正窝在沙发上津津有味地(dì )看韩(hán )国的(de )什么肥皂剧,不耐烦地把手一挥说:‘找(zhǎo )你爹要去!’秦怀玉问:‘我爹在哪儿(ér )?’‘在后院(yuàn ),正跟你敬德叔叔(shū )比武呢!’秦怀(huái )玉扭头跑向后院,可转(zhuǎn )眼之间又(yòu )急急忙忙跑了回来,向他(tā )妈说:‘两个人手(shǒu )里拿着家伙,正杀得难解难分(fèn )。到底(dǐ )哪(nǎ )个是我爹(diē )?’秦琼老婆说:‘人样儿就看不(bú )出来(lái )吗(ma )?’秦怀玉说:‘一个黑里透红(hóng ),一(yī )个红(hóng )里透黑,怎么(me )也分不出(chū )来啊(ā )!’秦琼(qióng )老婆说:‘傻小子,不(bú )会看兵器吗?使碱(锏)那个就是你爹!’”
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