“唐(táng )朝(cháo )时候,李世民手下有两(liǎng )员(yuán )大将。一(yī )个是秦琼,一(yī )个是敬德。两(liǎng )个人武艺不相上下,平时谁(shuí )也不服气谁(shuí )。这(zhè )天,敬德找上(shàng )门(mén )来,非要(yào )和秦琼比试比试不(bú )可。秦琼呵呵(hē )一笑,就把(bǎ )他领到后花园里。没有动手(shǒu )之前,敬德说:‘老秦,今天咱俩立个(gè )规矩。’秦琼说:‘什么规矩?’敬德说:‘谁(shuí )都知道,我惯用的兵(bīng )器是(shì )虎头钢鞭(biān ),你惯(guàn )用的是凹面金装锏,咱俩就凭(píng )这(zhè )个打天下,立(lì )了不少战功。今天咱们谁(shuí )也不准穿盔(kuī )甲,谁也不准(zhǔn )用兵器,拳头对拳头,光着膀子(zǐ )较量较量(liàng ),你敢不敢?’秦琼冷笑一声说:‘哪个(gè )怕你!’两个人说着说着就打了起来。他们虽然(rán )个头(tóu )儿(ér )差不多,可敬德是打铁出身,一身蛮力,打着打着(zhe )就占了上风。秦琼眼看只有招架之功,并无还手之力(lì ),马上就要吃大亏,心(xīn )里一急,卖个破绽,从地上把他(tā )的凹面金(jīn )装锏(jiǎn )一(yī )把抓在手里,照着敬德脊梁(liáng )上狠狠夯了一家伙!敬德一跤(jiāo )跌倒,疼得哇哇大叫,破(pò )口大骂:‘好你(nǐ )个王八(bā )羔子,咱说(shuō )过的不准用碱(锏),你(nǐ )怎(zěn )么还(hái )要用碱(锏(jiǎn ))?”
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