“好吧。”石头也打开了话(huà )匣子,“秦琼不(bú )是(shì )还(hái )有个儿子秦怀玉吗?小家伙那年七岁,跟他爹一样,喜欢玩(wán )武。那天(tiān )放学回来(lái ),看(kàn )见有个小(xiǎo )朋(péng )友拿(ná )了个新式的玩具冲锋枪在向同学们炫耀(yào ),不禁眼红了。一进家门就闹着向妈(mā )妈要(yào )钱(qián )买枪(qiāng )。秦琼老婆(pó )正窝在沙发上津津有味地(dì )看韩国(guó )的什么肥皂剧,不耐烦地把手一挥说:‘找你爹要(yào )去(qù )!’秦(qín )怀(huái )玉问:‘我爹在哪儿?’‘在后院,正跟你敬德(dé )叔叔比(bǐ )武呢!’秦怀玉扭头跑向后院,可(kě )转眼(yǎn )之间又急急忙忙跑了回来(lái ),向他妈说:‘两个(gè )人手里拿着家伙,正杀得难解(jiě )难分。到底哪个是(shì )我爹?’秦琼老婆说:‘人样儿就看(kàn )不出来吗?’秦(qín )怀(huái )玉说:‘一个黑里透红,一个红里透黑,怎么也分不(bú )出来(lái )啊!’秦琼老婆说:‘傻(shǎ )小子,不会看兵器吗?使碱(锏)那(nà )个就是(shì )你(nǐ )爹!’”
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