一天,阿P在(zài )报上看到一则消息,说(shuō )一个下(xià )围棋的,一(yī )年(nián )挣了一百多万。阿P吃惊了,他不懂围棋,但看到人家手里抓把黑子,朝板上轻松地(dì )按按(àn ),一年就是(shì )一百多(duō )万!这可是条来钱快的路。阿P于是叫来儿子,问(wèn )他(tā )想(xiǎng )不(bú )想(xiǎng )学围棋?小P的回答倒很干(gàn )脆:“刘书毫去学我就去学,刘书毫不去学我也不去学(xué )。”阿P只好又去问刘(liú )书毫(háo ),刘书(shū )毫(háo )说:“阿P叔叔,我倒是想(xiǎng )学,可我爸爸没钱给我缴这学费。”阿P从皮夹(jiá )子掏出一(yī )张银行金卡,炫耀道:“你爸没钱,可阿P叔叔有的是钱呀,我帮你(nǐ )缴学费(fèi )!”
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