“唐朝时候,李世民手下有两员大将。一个是秦琼,一个是敬德。两个人武艺不相上下,平时谁也(yě )不服气谁。这天(tiān ),敬德找上门来,非要和秦琼比试比试不可。秦(qín )琼呵呵(hē )一笑(xiào ),就把(bǎ )他(tā )领到后花(huā )园里。没有动(dòng )手(shǒu )之(zhī )前,敬德说:‘老秦,今(jīn )天咱俩立个规矩。’秦琼说(shuō ):‘什么规矩?’敬德说:‘谁都知道,我惯用(yòng )的兵器是虎头钢鞭,你惯用的是凹(āo )面(miàn )金装锏,咱俩就(jiù )凭这个打天下,立了不少战功(gōng )。今天咱们谁(shuí )也不准(zhǔn )穿盔甲,谁(shuí )也不准(zhǔn )用(yòng )兵器,拳头对拳(quán )头,光着膀子较量较(jiào )量,你敢不敢?’秦(qín )琼冷笑一声说:‘哪(nǎ )个怕你!’两个人说着说着就(jiù )打了起来。他(tā )们(men )虽然个(gè )头儿差不多(duō ),可敬德是(shì )打铁出身,一身蛮力,打着(zhe )打着就占(zhàn )了上风。秦琼眼看只有招架之(zhī )功,并无还手之力,马上(shàng )就要吃大亏(kuī ),心里一急,卖(mài )个破绽,从地(dì )上把他的凹面金装锏一把抓在手里,照着(zhe )敬德脊(jǐ )梁上狠狠(hěn )夯了一家伙(huǒ )!敬德一跤跌倒,疼得(dé )哇(wa )哇大(dà )叫,破(pò )口大骂(mà ):‘好你(nǐ )个王(wáng )八羔子(zǐ ),咱说过的不准用碱(锏(jiǎn )),你怎么还要用碱(锏)?”
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