“好(hǎo )吧。”石头也打开了话匣子,“秦琼不是还有(yǒu )个儿子秦怀玉吗?小家伙那年七岁,跟他爹一(yī )样,喜欢玩武。那天放学回来,看见有(yǒu )个小(xiǎo )朋友(yǒu )拿了个新式的玩具冲锋枪在向同(tóng )学们炫耀(yào ),不禁(jìn )眼红了。一进家(jiā )门就闹着向妈妈要钱买枪。秦琼老婆正窝(wō )在沙发上(shàng )津津有味地看韩国的什么肥皂剧,不(bú )耐烦地把手一挥说(shuō ):‘找你爹要(yào )去!’秦怀玉问:‘我爹(diē )在哪儿?’‘在后院,正跟你敬德叔叔比武呢!’秦怀玉扭头跑向后院,可(kě )转(zhuǎn )眼之(zhī )间(jiān )又急(jí )急忙忙跑了(le )回来,向(xiàng )他妈说:‘两个人(rén )手里拿(ná )着家伙,正杀得(dé )难解难(nán )分。到(dào )底哪个是(shì )我爹(diē )?’秦琼老婆说(shuō ):‘人样(yàng )儿就看不出(chū )来吗?’秦怀玉说(shuō ):‘一个(gè )黑里透红,一(yī )个红里透黑(hēi ),怎么(me )也分不出来啊!’秦(qín )琼老婆说:‘傻小子,不会(huì )看兵器吗(ma )?使碱(锏)那个就(jiù )是你爹!’”
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