一个星期天的中午(wǔ ),李伟跟几个男女在饭店(diàn )喝酒,喝到半醉(zuì ),突然来了个女乞丐,向他们伸出手来:“各位(wèi )老(lǎo )板发大财,走大运,帮帮几个钱吧!”桌(zhuō )上有两个人(rén )刚想(xiǎng )掏零钱给她,李伟制止道:“等一会(huì )儿!”他说着(zhe ),喷着(zhe )酒(jiǔ )气,瞄着女乞丐又开了口:“看(kàn )你年纪不大,洗洗干净,也(yě )能有点(diǎn )模样,怎么偏偏干这个?这(zhè )不是(shì )大(dà )姑娘要(yào )饭(fàn ),死心眼儿吗?”女乞丐(gài )被他奚(xī )落得(dé )有些窘迫,嘟哝道:“没办法呀,家(jiā )里(lǐ )穷(qióng )嘛,总得活命啊……”李伟说:“你们这(zhè )帮(bāng )要饭的都这个腔调,纯粹是为不劳而获找(zhǎo )借口,这样吧,你给我们(men )唱(chàng )首歌,我给你十块钱!”“俺、俺不会唱歌……”“不(bú )会唱就走人!”女(nǚ )乞(qǐ )丐犹豫了一下,说:“俺唱得不好,行吗(ma )?”李伟见女乞丐没经得(dé )住十元(yuán )钱的诱惑,心中得意,便(biàn )说:“唱好唱坏是水平问题,唱不唱是态度(dù )问题(tí ),唱吧!”
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