“好吧。”石头也打开了话匣子,“秦(qín )琼不是还有个儿子秦(qín )怀(huái )玉吗?小(xiǎo )家伙那年七岁,跟他爹(diē )一样,喜(xǐ )欢玩武。那天放学回来,看(kàn )见有个小朋友拿了个新式的玩(wán )具冲(chōng )锋枪在向同学(xué )们炫耀,不(bú )禁眼(yǎn )红了。一进(jìn )家门(mén )就闹着向妈妈要钱买枪(qiāng )。秦琼老婆正窝在沙(shā )发上津津有(yǒu )味地看韩国的(de )什么肥皂剧,不耐烦地把手一挥说:‘找你爹(diē )要去!’秦怀玉(yù )问:‘我爹(diē )在哪儿?’‘在后院,正跟你敬德叔(shū )叔比(bǐ )武呢!’秦怀玉扭头跑向后院,可转眼之间又急急(jí )忙忙跑(pǎo )了回来(lái ),向他妈说(shuō ):‘两个人手(shǒu )里(lǐ )拿着(zhe )家伙,正杀得难(nán )解难分。到(dào )底哪个是我爹?’秦(qín )琼老(lǎo )婆说:‘人样儿(ér )就看不出来吗?’秦怀玉说:‘一个黑(hēi )里透红,一(yī )个红里透黑,怎么也分不出来啊!’秦琼(qióng )老婆说:‘傻小子,不(bú )会看兵器吗?使碱(锏)那个就是(shì )你爹(diē )!’”
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