一个(gè )星(xīng )期天的中午(wǔ ),李伟跟几个男(nán )女在饭店喝(hē )酒,喝到半醉,突然来了个女乞丐,向他(tā )们伸出手来:“各位老(lǎo )板发大财(cái ),走大运(yùn ),帮帮几(jǐ )个钱吧!”桌上有(yǒu )两个人刚想掏零钱给她,李(lǐ )伟制止道:“等一会儿!”他(tā )说着,喷着酒气,瞄着女乞(qǐ )丐又(yòu )开了口:“看你年纪不大,洗(xǐ )洗(xǐ )干净(jìng ),也能有点模样(yàng ),怎么偏偏干(gàn )这个?这不是大姑娘要饭,死心眼儿吗?”女乞丐被他奚落得有些窘迫,嘟哝道:“没办法呀,家里穷嘛,总得活命啊……”李伟说:“你们(men )这帮要饭的都(dōu )这个腔(qiāng )调,纯粹(cuì )是为不劳而获找借口(kǒu ),这(zhè )样吧,你给我们唱首歌,我给你十块钱!”“俺(ǎn )、俺(ǎn )不会唱歌……”“不会唱就走人!”女乞丐犹(yóu )豫了(le )一下,说(shuō ):“俺唱得(dé )不好,行(háng )吗?”李伟见女乞丐没经得住十元钱的诱惑,心中得(dé )意,便说:“唱好唱(chàng )坏是(shì )水平问题,唱(chàng )不唱是态度(dù )问题(tí ),唱(chàng )吧(ba )!”
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