春运人多车挤,说心里话(huà ),这我们不怕,怕就怕那些专(zhuān )打返(fǎn )乡(xiāng )民工主意的坏人。返乡前(qián ),老板结清了我的工钱:三(sān )千块(kuài )!这么多钱(qián )带在身上(shàng ),不小(xiǎo )心不行啊,我(wǒ )想了个法子:给(gěi )女儿买个布袋鼠(shǔ )玩(wán )具,把缝合线拆开,三千块钱就从这(zhè )塞了(le )进去,然后用线绕上。嘿嘿(hēi ),小偷强盗,谁会想到这袋鼠肚子里有钞票呢(ne )?
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