春(chūn )运(yùn )人多车挤,说(shuō )心里话,这我们不怕(pà ),怕就怕那些专打返乡民工主意的坏人。返(fǎn )乡前,老板结清了我的工钱:三千块!这么(me )多(duō )钱带在身上,不小心不行(háng )啊(ā ),我(wǒ )想(xiǎng )了个法子:给(gěi )女儿买个布袋鼠玩具,把缝合线(xiàn )拆(chāi )开(kāi ),三千块钱就从这塞(sāi )了进去,然后用线绕(rào )上。嘿嘿,小(xiǎo )偷强盗,谁会想到这袋鼠肚子里有钞票呢?
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