民间有这么一则笑话:那(nà )时刚实行刷(shuā )卡,有个农(nóng )村老大娘到城里来,上了公交车,看到一个穿戴很时(shí )髦的小姐上车(chē )后没买票,只(zhī )是将(jiāng )屁股对(duì )着车上(shàng )的一个什么玩(wán )意一靠,“滴”的一声后(hòu )就走进车厢了。老大娘觉得挺奇怪:怎么只要屁(pì )股(gǔ )往上一(yī )靠就能乘车了?于(yú )是(shì )老大(dà )娘也没买票,只是(shì )使劲地把屁股往(wǎng )那玩意上靠……全车人看了全乐了。老大(dà )娘不懂那是IP卡,那(nà )玩意叫刷卡机,她见司(sī )机还是要她买票,就愤愤不平地说(shuō ):“你这(zhè )个(gè )小伙子也太不地道了(le ),人家漂亮姑娘跟(gēn )你撅撅屁股(gǔ )你(nǐ )就让人家进去(qù )了,我(wǒ )老太婆跟(gēn )你撅了(le )这么多次屁股,你还让我买票?”
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