“好吧(ba )。”石头(tóu )也(yě )打开了话匣子,“秦琼不是还有个(gè )儿子秦怀玉吗?小(xiǎo )家伙那(nà )年七岁,跟他爹一样,喜欢玩武(wǔ )。那天(tiān )放(fàng )学回(huí )来,看见(jiàn )有个小朋(péng )友拿了个新式的玩(wán )具冲锋枪在(zài )向同(tóng )学(xué )们炫(xuàn )耀,不禁眼红了。一进家门就闹着(zhe )向妈妈要(yào )钱(qián )买枪。秦(qín )琼老婆(pó )正窝(wō )在沙发上津津有味地看韩国的什么肥皂剧,不(bú )耐烦地把手(shǒu )一挥说:‘找你爹要去!’秦怀玉问(wèn ):‘我爹在哪(nǎ )儿?’‘在后院,正跟(gēn )你敬(jìng )德叔叔比武呢!’秦怀玉扭头跑向后院(yuàn ),可转眼之间又急急忙忙跑了回来,向他妈说:‘两个(gè )人手里拿(ná )着家伙,正杀得难解难分。到底哪个是我爹?’秦(qín )琼老婆(pó )说:‘人样儿就看不出来(lái )吗?’秦怀玉说(shuō ):‘一个黑里(lǐ )透(tòu )红,一个红里透黑,怎么也分不出来啊!’秦(qín )琼老婆说:‘傻小(xiǎo )子,不会看兵器(qì )吗?使(shǐ )碱(锏(jiǎn ))那个就是你爹!’”
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